happiness is walking an amphibious rodent on a leash
thank you for introducing me to everyone on chat roulette as I was passed out.
Julian told me all the fish in his pond died and he didn't know when or how. I didn't have the heart to tell him he drunkenly peed in the pond on Saturday as everyone cheered him on.
This is so fucking sad. Netherlands isn't even a real country.
I probably shouldn't have slept with him. I feel like that may have given him the wrong idea.
Im going to need an iv of taco bell after this.
i guess when we were done i grunted "unforgiveable" and walked out.
You fell on your face and the waitress just brought you a fresh drink
I don't know but the stairs are covered in apples
I don't know how I got here... but I think I'm in a Christian Impact meeting... I'm trying to act as straight as possible. They can sense gay.
Im gonna go for the gay guy. The ginger is freaking me out.
Do you want to talk about dinosaurs?
with the way the semester is going, being a stripper is starting to sound better and better everyday
i just sexted for my mom while she was driving, i have hit an all time low.
Just letting you know that your little sister is now your eskimo brother. You can send a thank you edible arrangement to Tammy.
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