i need a penis for penetration, you wont do.
oh yeah... my b.
she is unbelievable! ever pee on a girl?
not while she was awake
but she was nice to me.
She was a fuckin STRIPPER.
I need to stop researching the drugs I do on Wikipedia. The parts about abuse and dependency hit too close to home
This show inspires me to have sex in space
In a cab. Towels everywhere. Confused.
Question: would Brian be pissed if I brought his 17 year old sister as my date to the wedding?
tonights mission is daddy issue patrol - we wear old spice and drink gin martinis and see who reacts.
You are one of my favorite baseball you have fun today
It got quiet and we all stood around and opened the box and I've never seen so many burritos in my life man. it was fucking biblical.
I could drive to your house and kick you in the nuts right now....and not even stop for a burrito
I got so high that I ate a protein bar while in the shower. I then proceeded to leave half the protein bar and the wrapper on the ledge in my shower. Haha oh well.
The thing about being single is like Sunday morning sex is nice but so is Sunday morning eating Nutella from the jar in your underwear
My feet surprised me
We are balling out on levels, I think mikes about to go to jail. something to do with a unicorn and rainbows, the cops are not being reasonable.
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