We should takd a huggy cab to snuggle bunnyville
I'm actually pretty neutral about a lot of things. I'm like Switzerland with a penis.
Either way, he made a blog for his cat.
i wanna pet his head its so fluffy. were gonna open a petting zoo
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The main two things I remember from last night is you "spanking Katey into reality" and watching her barf in terror.
If I had cancer, and got to make a wish, id make the organization force your dad to fuck me.
yes i am an adult who snuck out of my parents house to cuddle with a guy and then came home and listened to taylor swift. judge me all you want.
So I got hit in the face with a frying pan. So def wont be at work for first break if I'm there at all
At least now when I say "never again" the likelihood is that it won't actually happen again the next weekend...that my friend is called growth
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At what point do you think my baptist preacher of a father will clue in that my brother "bringing a foreign exchange student" for thanksgiving means "bringing his european boyfriend and they'll probably fuck every night" for thanksgiving?
hes that one kid that offered to spoon after staring at me for 5 minutes
Basically one minute I'm sucking on her nipples and then 45 mins later we're at work and she's my boss.
I need a job that does not involve working with people who wear animal costumes when they get fucked.
I think I had Hypothermia but was too drunk to notice.
After everything I’ve done… had sex with people off tinder, gone to clubs and bars, gone to hockey games…. I get Covid at GRANDMAS HOUSE
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