i finally understand why guys leave in the middle of the night.......they got it right
I accidently shit my pants. So I tried to throw my underwear in their lake, but they floated. So in the middle of the night, I got into the paddle boat and had to throw a rock on top of them so they would sink. Next time, I just won't shit myself.
I don't know. The next thing I remember we were in the walmart parking lot making out.
Not only do I have sand in my ass, but a crab pinched me while we were fucking. Still totally worth it.
four loko is officially banned. leave it to the kids from a state school to fuck it up for everyone
i know this sounds kinda weird but his cock smelled like fabric softener. it was so refreshing.
Aqua-barf. When you are about to puke in the toilet but pass out face first instead...and then puke. WITH YOUR FACE IN THE BOWL. There is no escaping the puke ring you have on your face. I know first hand.
As an added bonus, you will have a "25 blowjobs a month" voucher, expiring thirty days after the first initial bj.
Friend date it is then. Question: Can friends engage in sexual activities after dates?
somehow he and i always have our deepest conversations after phone sex.
I threw up outside of a cab while waiting in a drive thru Mexican line while others who i don't know watched from their cars while they ate. Dinner and a show.
We got a kitchen table so we would eat together more. So far we've played drunken monopoly and had sex on it.
I just ate beer and cupcakes for breakfast.... maybe this fourth of july won't be so bad
Woke up with two different pairs of pants in the pockets of a jacket.None of the above are mine.
That awkward moment when you bring a guy back to your place then have to tell him you only have magnums.
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