You're never going to guess who I just worked out next to..
Who?
Chris brown
No way... I bet he was intense
Are you kidding? He was prob training for round two
i am watching brooke knows best right now and hulk is totally dating his daughter's look a like. it is gross and disturbing.
the most pressuring question is, why are you watching brooke knows best?.
dude 8 am is too early to start pregaming for new years eve
clearly you are not from wisconsin
Just saw the first guy i ever slept with in drag. I can hear my grandfather saying "i knew she was a lesbian" somewhere
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For future reference, even the most well-intentioned game of whiskey pong is a terrible idea.
"Tuesday" and "open-bar" shouldn't be used in the same sentence.
If Amber from Teen Mom can get a new boyfriend, so can I.
"Whiskey Cheerios" was a terribly great idea.
Put a customer on hold today while I threw up. If I don't get employee of the month, I'm suing.
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I'm eating a piece of cake like an apple. At least my thought process is healthy.
We did it in the bathroom in Taco Bell. We didn't buy anything before we left, which I thought was rude.
White people are beatboxing! Save me.
I tried to walk home in my heels. And I fell into a snow bank. And then I cried and a policeman came up to me and said I can't sit in a snowbank and got me a cab. So maybe that's where I left my credit card. I remember the cop asking me if I was old enough to drink, too. OMG. How embarrassing. Pretty sure I told him to "leave me alone."
His new girl is probably classy and boring. I bet she doesn't feed him sour patch kids while she wiggles his weiner.
just yelled CURVEBALL at my nightie because it turned out to be a pair of shorts
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