Dont have access to internet. masturbating to shake weight commercial.
Well, think of it this way, if this were 200 years ago your father would have received the most goats in all the village for your fertile loins. Think about that.
Yea, she's 42 I'm 23. Girls our age are terrible. All they need is a divorce and a bottle of wine
6 tequila shots, 3 kamikazes and 1 rumplemintz.. The next day I puked in my office trash can while doing payroll. I may have to dock my own pay for lack of class.
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I will now send you explicit pics of mine and her genetalia bound together forever in the devils dance that is sexting.
I'm going to take a nap so I don't feel like a stripper sneezed in my mouth tomorrow morning at work.
Sometimes I have to make sure these messages are going to you and I'm not about to give someone in my phone book a heart attack.
I am never taking a razor down there again. He'll have to love me as I am.
Definitely! I will do that this week. Right now, watching drag queens play with my dad's beard.
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Hey, thanks for not calling the cops when I answered the door naked, high as fuck, and covered in red velvet cake batter.
Let's just say it was like a porno version of Aladdin....
Did I try to sell your body for chicken tenders last night?
my ex finally blocked me on all social media and tbh I'm only pissed because his roomate just got a puppy
Since moving to the suburbs, all I do is fuck my ex and watch cartoons. It's not so bad.
I don't want too, lol. I'm currently awaiting my next period like its the second coming of christ
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