And mexicans. My burrito likes you.
Please come to History lecture. The kid two seats over is belligerently drunk.
After the VIP Latina experience at the strip club last night, I am rooting for Mexico in this years World Cup.
Is all white too much for court to prove my innocents?
he actually managed to pick a girl up by telling her that her skirt was ugly and she didnt do a good job with her makeup. thats some seriously low selfesteem
WHY. COME BACK. TRAPPED WITH ROOMMATE AND FALCON. SAVE ME. I HAVE HUMMUS.
ugh... I can't wait for campus to get back. Then everyone will have other things to try to have sex with besides me.
Turns out that my surprise "happy birthday" drop-in for my dad turned into a "my parents like afternoon sex a lot" realization.
Although I am concerned about who made the decision to let you loose in a bridal show I am proud to see you in a sombero again.
I am honestly trying to remember his name. All I can remember is that he had a weird mole, a daughter and a lot of cocaine. Please stop letting me pick up at gay night.
Still dying that you shit outside
This love triangle bullshit is getting out of hand. It's now a love polygon and I want out
My husband has seen you naked more times this week than me. I don't consider it a bad thing since you keep bringing the booze to our house. And because my tits are bigger.
I couldn't even tell you how many times I've said "wrong hole" today
It's officially "let him eat me out in a sundress with no panties" season. Needless to say the first date was a success.
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