So I had sex with him again. He's still got it. Not chlamydia, he got rid of that.
so this rather large man keeps buying us drinks.......then he licked my face....i dont really care though because the drinks are good. Is this bad?
I left a cheeto on everyone's car trailing to the house i'm at, hanzel and gretel style.
When I woke up in the parking lot today I decided it is not a good idea to hang out with you anymore.
I am currently google image searching dick piercings, trying to see what I'm getting myself into.
Freedom, beauty, truth, and love to all. I also probably have syphilis
It's like a challenge who can be the biggest embarrassment to the family. I win 80% of the time.
Then my perve supervisor asked about your vagina. And I was like nunya, but its glorious
I'm considering having a threesome with my friend just so I can sleep with his boyfriend and not feel guilty about it.
I'm going to pretend you don't watch My Little Pony and focus on your large cock. Kay? Don't bring it up again.
Almost stopped showering halfway through to go get food
I asked him to help me break in the space ship aka my bed.
sorry bout the carpet, but you DID call it "blackout punch" not "don't vom on my floor punch"
I am watching a girl dressed up as santa, full on fat suit, try to fight a six foot 200lb man. A reindeer threw beer on everyone. Shit is going down
you know you're sexually deprived when you're holding a warm taquito in your hand and your vagina starts to tingle
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