I hope mine doesn't look like that
I wish they made sweatshirts for legs
you mean pants?
Too late. I'm going over there. I'm a bad example for all women: Do as I say, not who I do.
I knew we were gonna fuck after she told me she's seen that Porno before
my little brother just asked me why i have handcuffs. How do I tell him that his sister likes being taken advantage of in the bedroom?
She's the barista slut.
He added me on Facebook. I'm pretty sure he got my name from the inside of the bra I had lost in the frat house.
I Know I'm the drunk girl in the trunk right now, BUT PLEASE LISTEN TO ME!
and then she started to quack like a duck and u started throwing bread at her
If Dave says he's going to have sex with her, he's going to fuck her retarded and turn her crazy. So run.
Its like no one cares im drunk naked wet and ready to throw myself at some one hold on i found a solution to my problems
I love pie. Pie understands me and the spatula
He doesn't want a full on relationship, he provides me with all the weed I can handle and gives me multiple mind blowing orgasms. He's my soul mate.
I'm covered in jizz and the toll booth lady knew it
Woke up with a girls naked next to me I had her thong on somehow.
Look, I need your help, not your judgment.
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