If a girl drunk dials you she's at least entertained the idea of sleeping w/ you correct?
YES
so i had a choice between studying for my physics test on fluid dynamics or spend the night with my girlfriend. hello doubletasking.
ya ever know whats down there. always send some fingers in first to scout the situation. fingers are not used for pleasure. they're used for covert missions.
You should swallow it and be like the ticking crocodile. Only you play Still of the Night.
the doormen always congratulate him in spanish as he walks me downstairs in the morning
we have 69 mutual friends...i have to add her
Should I tell her she gave me head in the kitchen while I was eating a cupcake or would that hurt her dignity too much?
if I could send you my dick right now I would. that's how good of a friend I am.
This ER has an aquarium in it!!!
A man that refers to my vagina in third person is a man after my own heart.
If a baby can come out of it, so can four raquetballs.
Ok, so technically yes she wore a red tank top to the stoplight party. But under it was a yellow bra and green panties.
I SMOKED SO MUCH I SKIPPED A DAY.
learning about efficiency and effectiveness in an administration seminar. real world application: walking across the street to the pub on break to shotgun a beer.
Dont care about too tired for sex, thank you for leaving your laser pointer. I have now determined both my cats are stupid.
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