I just found out the FDA voted to ban Vicodin, my last connection to this world has been destroyed
and i was just like oh shit i'm getting felt up by a 15 year old
its not college until your roomate walks in on you having sex in his bed. twice
I have no idea. Next thing I know we're all down on one knee saying the pledge of allegiance and then singing I'm Proud to be an American. Then Trevor ate pizza off the sidewalk.
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She set an alarm on my phone for her birthday. Place: Her bed.
we were totes just talking about. huu in the bathbub. 5 girlszzz
She liked to slap me in the face while she was on top. All I can say is that big boobs can excuse a lot.
She's just so happy...and so naked.
I wonder when walk of shame thursdays in the rain will finally make me stop drinking.
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He wanted me to strip for him. I told him that we aren't at that serious of a fuck buddy relationship yet
I showed him my toy collection and he goes, "You won't need those anymore," and dropped his pants. I threw the House of Pleasure out last night.
The annual Father's Day Wake and Bake has been canceled due to lack of hustle.
Fun fact. I just wrapped myself in wrapping paper for a sext. Is this a new high or a new low stay tuned.
I made him leave to get me chicken nuggets so I could have sex with his roommate
I just masturbated at work... Don't know why but I thought you should know