we're talking about where were going. or where we stand. but yeah we'll basically be doing it in the hallway so just ignore us
i feel like my life is a cheap remake of American Pie
So Ryan had to wash the dishes. His solution: take a shower with them. I'm never eating at his house again.
I don't care if the man pisses on teenage girls, he's enchanting.
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If that really is brett favre's penis, no wonder she ignored his calls
Never thought I'd say this but I just want to go home, ice my balls, and pop a Vicodin.
You had salsa out and brought a banana on a plate to bed
Left and drinking by a bar by myself. Everyone is in pajamas. I'm in a tuxedo. This is my life.
Tried to figure out where I was without opening my eyes this morning for like twenty minutes. Not even close. Not even the right state.
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he calls himself the gay cupid because he matches two guys looking to hookup on craigstlist with each other. get me out of here. please.
Oh and no more ball pics to my family. Got in a little trouble over that. They have no sense of humor.
So the " I'm gay but curious" thing worked. You owe me 50 bucks.
It is unclear if my flaming esophagus is hangover induced.
I don't know if I want to fuck him or punch him in the face.
I was doing good, then they gave me free shots