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• (205): View more from Alabama

  it took everything i had not to yell out "your name means death in german!"

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• (224): View more from Illinois

  Note to self. Condoms are not microwavable.

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• (617): View more from Massachusetts

  I need to write the inventor of adderall a thank you note stapled to a copy of my degree

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• (201): View more from New Jersey

  He told me I took off my shirt, asked for the latino thunder and jumped on him. I want to question this but it sounds too much like me.

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• (207): View more from Maine

  she has her graduation year in her skype name, it's like a constant reminder that she's jail bait.

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• (530): View more from California

  for the record, you never really realize how drunk you still are until you get on rollerskates...

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• (650): View more from California

  I just saw a bunch of drunk old guys riding on the side of a modified old fire truck yelling at cars and smoking while they looked for parking...promise we will be just like them when we grow up?

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  I'm craigslisting fire trucks as we speak

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• (212): View more from New York

  How long is enough time to schedule homosexual exploration... Like an hour?

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• (305): View more from Florida

  Bobbing for jello shots in a bucket of long island. Fast track to alcohol poisoning.

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  The 23 Most Inappropriate Things To Happen At A Funeral

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• (801): View more from Utah

  Well get back to your date and give him the ceremonial 1am handy and text me when your done.

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• (214): View more from Texas

  I was going through my settings and the phone randomly started playing "Crazy Little Thing Called Love" by Dwight Yoakum. Out loud. At full volume. I was shitting. There were 3 other people in the bathroom. I love iOS 7.

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• (248): View more from Michigan

  Honestly I have a huge freedom boner right now and if I came it would be red white and blue

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• (306): View more from Saskatchewan

  How many nights in 2015 can we have no one get injured, run away crying, or get into a brawl?

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• (320): View more from Minnesota

  I work 80 hours a week to prevent myself from just laying in bed and masturbating all day. It's a hands off strategy.

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• (757): View more from Virginia

  Okay, yeah, judgmental guy at 7/11. I'm buying g wine at 10:20 in the morning. You wanna fight about it?

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