I'm so bummed I missed coconut bowling. It's fucking cold here and no coconuts to be found
you were chalanging people to drink the "worlds biggest jager bomb" - a VASE of Redbull and a PINT of Jager... is it no wonder you dont remember anything?
I fucked her on my hockey bag. it doesnt get any more Canadian than that.
Yeah, but there's no serving sizes for dick.
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Any night you end up on the couch next to the trash can with a bag of white wine on your head is a rough night.
so does the 200 for rent and 150 for utilities include the never telling my boyfriend about the guys i bring home.. or is that extra?
Whos eating a bunch of acid and watching fireworks tomorrow? This guy. Thats who.
What if he stabs me in the back, mid-orgasm, as I sit on his face? It'd be a miraculous way to go but that's not the point
The bachelor party was supposed to stay local but I think were in mexico.
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I'm not saying I would have to be high to sleep with him. I'm just saying it would probably help.
blue gatorade loses no color upon regurgitation
We were cuddling in his bed and I asked him a question and followed by making a microphone with my hand and told him to speak into it. If he never talks to me again that's probably why.
He keeps singing a song about someone called the dayman.
....fighter of the Nightman?
No no no, I want to share him with you. Think of it as me sharing a piece of delicious pie with you. He was THAT GOOD.
He is a real estate investor who’s face I’m going to sit on.
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