..Thats also how I think I got the lyrics from MIAs Paper Planes Sharpeed on my ass? Maybe.
I want Jason Statham to talk British to my vagina.
yesterday, he said he didn't trust me around his daughter because "if she was wrapped in rolling paper u'd smoke her." yup.
The guy in 209 is masturbating with the door cracked again
People Are Arguing Over This Guy’s Petty Reaction To Splitting Lunch With His Co-Worker
The cab driver had me sign for the payment and I was like give me a second while I throw up right outside your door.
I will now refer to my life as before and after I used Astroglide for the first time
"too many" and "free shots" never belong in the same sentence
its not a party unless mikie exposes himself
Got a blowie from her in the cab on the way home. Made awkward eye contact with the cabbie who said, and I quote "Keep the mess in her mouth bro", I did so only out of respect
Girl Logs Into Twitter Only To Find Out Her Dad Is Trending For The Most Outrageous Reason
I kind of feel like BP. I'm dressed in green and absolutely horrible for the environment.
MANGO MOTHERFUCKING GODDAMN MARGARITA DELICIOUSNESS
You guys bombarded us in the bathroom and that kid whipped his dick out and peed in the sink.
The sound of my own breathing is making my head throb. That hungover.
the breathalyzer kept saying danger. we made our new slogan danger we need more shots
only i would get off to receiving death threats online