I don't believe in a God but I'm almost positive I just shit out the devil.
i think i just saw hanson at the grocery store. one might have been a girl. hard to tell. lets call that one taylor.
In a bar in glasgow talking to a 12 year old about life. Welcome to Kentucky.
i wish that i had sketchier friends so that it would be easier to get drugs
You threw up in a Dixie cup last night. Oddly, you just gained major points in my book for that.
Wish you were here....
And I wish your mouth was around my cock, but that never happens, does it?
Why would he get rid of a girl with no gag reflex? I don't get it.
He told me I took off my shirt, asked for the latino thunder and jumped on him. I want to question this but it sounds too much like me.
Had a farmer come into my class to talk to us today. He apparently met his wife on fb and just thanked jesus for his land. I think I am in the wrong major...
I may have broken a few toes and my face hurts. I do know that I pissed the bed so at least I've got some closure there
And. I know i am a gay man cause when i saw the pic of his cock his feet were in it and i am like what the fuck?
I vote we get high and sneak off to McDonald's to get mcflurries.
YES. ALL MY YES.
You having your own car has severely reduced the amount of blowjobs I get.
While I'm here in reality dreaming of catching chili cheese fries with my mouth out of t shirt guns like Jesus is real
Your amazing boobs made me fall in love with boobs. I never cared about boobs you should be proud
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