i am NOT doing that with my feet, or any part of my body
The men handing out bibles on the quad are blatantly skipping me... am i that obvious
Y'know, without the cops, it would've just been us daydrinking,
dude it was like an art museum there were boobs everywhere
being alone eating nachos and drinking from a giant munchen beermug really isnt that sad
Dude they are all farmers and I'm pretty sure there's a prostitute here.
So when you said you wanted to make a clay replica of my boobs and hang it above your bed you actually meant it?
you're the one asking for my vibrator at 4 in the morning so reconsider your life
My mother is even happier about me having a sugar daddy than I am
You cant use biscuit as a chaser
Well I'm a full service fuck buddy so lemme know if I can get you food or water or anything
Nothing like being naked and confused and clutching a scented candle...at least I woke up in my own bed though.
I shouldn't have watched rise of the planet of the apes and then gotten high. I'm now convinced that the cats are out to get me.
There will be plenty of opportunity for me to sexualize Mike via VenMo.
He made me promise not to describe his penis in detail to you....oops.
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