You would DIE at the bar we're at right now. All indian/asian med students, I swear
Asian doctor ratio. So hot. I would've gone into heat
I am now the proud owner of a 10-12 year old's Optimus Prime costume from Walmart. Tomorrow is going to be a good day.
You're so easy to please, it's adorable. Like an alcoholic puppy.
you kept screaming i cant feel my vagina, it kinda killed the mood.
I had a terrible day! The only thing that makes me feel better is knowing Jack Bauers day was worse.
I saw the video from Saturday. So, how much did I drink for me to think I was a duck and strip my clothes?
It's sad the highlight of the night was you didn't electrocute yourself again.
Dude how did you get resin on my keyboard?
He unbuckled his belt, tipped his hat at me, then told me to "saddle up"
this is like your 5th cowboy right? where do you keep finding these guys?!!
Also I'm proud of us for having an educational conversation in this group text.
I had a really bad dream about us drinking this weekend. Remind me to tell you Friday when we start drinking
Yo I get this girl alone in my room last night but she bounces cus she thought the full house poster was "weird"
I'm just wondering how Jon managed to get vomit ON THE CEILING?
there's a 50/50 chance the night will end in alcohol-induced rituals of satanic nature
Just because I'm asexual doesn't mean I can't have a revenge fuck.
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