Do you ever think that bumblebee is the gay transformer?
Every day of my life.
alcohol turns me into mario batali of easy mac
jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
two words: fractured penis. two more: emergency room.
i lnow ive slrrwsdy teted you this. but goddamn girl on tv is a good song
she's lying on the floor with a bottle of vodka, belting shakira. plz advise.
Covered in gravy. Never pour gravy while drinking.
I just looked at the guy in the car next to me and he was wearing a divers mask. We just nodded cause we both understood.
But first time having sex and he went down on me twice?! I'm gonna marry this guy
I'll make sure to include that in my bridesmaid toast
I couldn't find my shirt this morning so I stole one from his eight year old sister. Slutted up my outfit quite a bit.
Do you think you're physically and mentally capable of killing me? Because I'd really appreciate it.
If I got everything I wanted in the world, I would have been forcing soup down your throat hours ago
Yeah except my drinking partners aka my parents went to sleep Cuz ya know, they're old.
Yes. I will keep putting the beer into my stomach and eventually the bartender will make a mistake
And then she grabbed my dick and started singing 'ring ring ring ring banana phone'
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