I got called a slut by a bunch of girls that work at Hooters..wtf is that shit? explain that to me
i find it a beautiful talent that i know how much pubic hair the girl in the next stall has just from the sound of her urine
I wonder what it would be like to masturbate in space
If you win this game of words with friends, ill suck you off for 30 minutes. No lie.
I cant last that long. Do i get the rollover minutes?
you're surprised the chick that fucked you for a free cup has herpes. i don't feel bad for you.
I like yr title more along "the hot Russian I have sex with."
You see.... Im at the point in my life where pissing in a toilet is a luxury for me
of course not. I do my best teaching on a hungover monday. I did the research. im still okay with the direction in which my life is headed.
Drunk me cleaned my room for me. Needless to say our relationship has improved greatly
He said he wanted to go to France " just to piss in the nice areas". I want to fuck him.
Wearing the same clothes for three days in a row and eating an entire two pound bag of jelly beans really has a way of making a person rethink their life...
I love when groups of boys part so I can walk through. It's like a red sea of penises, and I am their Moses.
I don't need tinder boy anymore but I do need free sushi
Nothing cures your heart after a boy calling you unattractive than a big fat dick
I think I just received the most dignified proposition of my life. From the father of the bride. Who'd have thought.
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