Weirdest conversation with my dad. He just told me he didn't shave his pubes.
Would it be too much if i wore depends to new moon so i dont miss any of it?
How do u explain cocaine to a 9 year old?
Just so we're clear. I'm still making jello shots and bringing them to the bar in my purse. I don't care if its half off margaritas. Don't want anyone thirsty
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like he said he was barking at you while cumming in your face
I fucking give up. OKC is where small penises go to disappoint me.
He never gives up. He's like the fucking little engine that could of hook ups
If I get laid dressed as one of the McPoyle twins, I deserve all the medals.
Come get your boy. He's cuddling with a bag of rice on the floor.
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It's gonna be ok. As we grow older we sometimes lose sight of what's important to us. Like safe sex. And standards.
When did it become normal to wake up in the middle of the night to take a group bathroom break and have a 10 minute discussion on where the next football game is?
you must be at least a level 5 friend to unlock my sexual orientation
Fuck you know you drunk when you start signing the Masson impossjvke song to entourage yourself to pee
He wants to pour butter pecan flavored coffee creamer on me and lick it off. I'm like, dude, gross. French Vanilla ok? Ugh.
You wouldn't put pants on to see my parents.
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