then he goes, "ok, i have to go talk to the girl i'm semi-talking to/dating and see if i'm in trouble" WHAT IS MY LIFE?!
she took her clothes off and my dick went from =====> to =>
And secondly i just said i'd pay ten dollars to have sex with you
Im already sauced. Have been for hours. Its kinda my thing.
mom in a round about way told me to either donate my eggs or become a surrogate bcuz I need money.
i sat alone in my bed and ate pizza and garlic fingers. The icing on the cake was hearing your moans from down the hall.
Come on Nikki god gave you a vagina for a reason, so you could tell guys what kind of shots to buy you
I just stood on my roof naked pouring vodka onto my garden. sweet dreams
PAAAANTS ARE FOR AAAASSHOLES
this case of pbr just wont end. i keep finding more.
So....I just took a paddle fan on high speed to the side of the head while getting head...still finished the job, good thing I'm drunk and couldn't feel it.
we're in NC now and so far we've smoked a blunt in every state with the exception of Tennessee which we accidentally went to
I have a hickey in my new work ID photo.....
Only I could turn my one night stands into class essays. Go me.
By 9 pm this evening I'll have accomplished smashing with two different guys in two different time zones in the same day.
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