you are hot. that is all.
who is this?
the delivery driver from silvermine.
I cut you off after you tried to do a shot out of a neti pot, down your nose.
explains the nose bleeds.
normally i'm against accepting campers on facebook but this one saw me giving head to another counselor and didn't say shit about it to my boss so i feel like shes earned the right to look at my sloppy drunk pictures
jacking off on stolen wireless... gotta enjoy the small things in life
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I think that girl got really offended when I made out with baby Jesus.
There's a cop, a pizza guy and a half naked girl outside along with a dog that I don't know. It feels like I walked into a Judd Apatow movie.
I approve. Last time I was there, I left E's room to get a drink of water. Found M sitting on the kitchen counter in his boxers hammered and eating a banana. He proceeded to feed me the rest of his banana then went to bed with the lights on. You two will be great.
omg i wish you could see the front of my car.
There's literally a dust print of your body and your arm trying to hold on and the other one where your fingers visibly dragged down the hood.
Also, you should've bet on Team Liver.
We won.
USA USA USA
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Yeah, I'm just gonna try to repress that and remember him for his big dick and perfect jawline.
I'll just bring the big suitcase this trip so I don't have to play wine bottle tetris again.
Funny story... I got into my car and my porn started playing over my Bluetooth.
yea so the plan to relive our college glory days was great and all but ending up in the er with alcohol poisoning was crossing the line
No, no... It was great. I feel like my liver took a vodka shower and washed it's hair with pabst
I just did a bump with my mom so I’d sober up for Black Friday shopping
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