are you still at the devil's house?
My first STD was from a foam party
if you don't let us come over today i'm not taking the second plan b pill. your call.
He is drunk texting me begging me not to tell my mom. Pretty sure he is about to offer me sexual favors for keeping my mouth shut. I love being the boss's daughter.
Pissing in la rieve gfox. Jer zsyuis diu drunk but it felt amazunbg
Dans le librearie ivetre. Hjhaha
asked the girl next to us on line to take a picture of us and she shared her bacardi. i love white people.
I just realised I've never been sober in my apartment
It's one of those days where you order the free Papa John's pizza so the delivery guy can bring you Coke to go with your rum. The tip was more than the order.
If she's steering anything, it's a religious boat of crazy. Destination: Iceberg.
Tell me I'm the only person you know who could punch someone at the bar, get escorted out, smoke a cig with the cop who almost arrested me AND get the security guy who escorted me out to buy me drinks.
Apparently my Ambien addled brain last night actually did decide to go ahead and photoshop you into various animal and human molesting scenarios. That's a hell of a thing to wake up to.
I mean I'm not saying I have my life together but I did just put nerds in a bottle of champagne and then drank from the bottle
A good drinking club with a running problem, improves endurance in both I have observed this evening.
2 for 1 beer results in multiples of 2 so what should be a beer or two becomes 4 or 6. But running, alleviates the need for a DD.
The guy I made out with the other night fed me chipotle favored funions and I thought it was true love when I was drunk.
Im goin to jail bro ill talk to u sun
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