I saved him in my fone as special pumba. he was just pumba but then he found me drugs
I hope i woe up in your car, or else i stole someone elses and slept in the back seat
cutting back on calories before spring break by only taking shots instead of drinking actual drinks.
the diet of an alcoholic...
Just had a stripper snatch my glasses off my face with her ass
Just realized that St. Patty's is on a Saturday this year in case you were interested in coming to New York and redefining bender with me.
I don't think anybody else enjoys making out with multiple guys on the same night as much as I do. I'm like a wine taster but with lips... it's like art to me. The bruise on my upper lip is proof of it
I remember seeing his penis I just dont know exactly what I did with it
There's two sisters at this place and they look competitive. Try for a threesome tonight?
Called my ex last night, told her I wanted to bang like we use too, her fiance was in the car, I was on speaker phone. NO MORE TEQUILA!
Did she say Ok?
I don't really want to have sex with him, I'd just want him in a threesome. Does that make sense?
Amazon.com "suggested" I buy both nipple clamps and opera gloves.
pretty sure I blew his mind with the sex last night. He repaid me with a five minute conversation about power rangers.
It does not feel like it was just this morning that I had a penis in multiple cavities of my body
But I’m still curious to know... how did the homemade porno go?
Of course my parents remember you. You showed them your tits
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