THE PICTURE OF PEPPERMINT MOCHA MADE ME WANT TO TOUCH MYSELF
I had sex with her because I didn't want to hurt her feelings.. You're the one who told me I should be more sensitive.
you fully convinced the taxi driver that we were in a race
im pretty sure the clearest way to say "dont worry, im not emotionally attached" was by sleeping with his roommate the next night
just walked into the study room and found an empty bottle of vodka and a passed out freshman. Did you have anything to do with this?
dreams really do come true on the roof and drinking again
I just shit my pants and had a heart attack. Simultaneously. May or may not be related to this game.
And after peeing my pants waiting outside for him, i proceeded to drop down and roll in the nearest puddle to pretend like i just ate shit when he arrived
I'm just gonna go with where the wind takes me. if it takes me to his dick, so be it.
Where was Alyssa when you were sniffing the bouncer?
Passed out on some guy who looked like someone from Duck Dynasty.
It's not above me to sleep with him solely for his authentic budweiser shirt
Tell me again why we had to Facebook stalk your therapist?
Pretty sure I have a sex related back injury. I'm not sure if I should be proud or ashamed.
I am in no place to make rational decisions, but right now i want you inside me
I'd send you a picture as proof but I want to marry him some day and that would be a deal breaker.
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