im six kinds of drunk right now
Apparently 151 is to me what spinach is to popeye.
gettin drunk isnt as much fun when i can use my own id for it
yeah you're probably right.. i should stop equating love with getting naked on a webcam for him.
Who knew that one of those cheesy light up equalizer shirts would be the light that all those drunk college girls gathered like moths around?
He started screaming "fuck me I'm Ryan Gosling" and proceeded to pick up the smallest guy at the party and carry him to bed.
I will be going to walgreens soon.. nothing says trainwreck like pickin up a scrip for xanax at 2am drunk..
Fuck you, you can't judge me til you've smelt my boobs.
She needs to go. She is like the Yoko Ono of our group.
I feel like im becoming the girl who only drunk texts him. I would be in the dog house, if situations like this had dog houses.
Wait.....I ate a raw potato lastnight.
I think we might have a drinking problem when the ASU kids called us crazy
No one made them take a shot with us at the 12 hour mark. That's their bad
you kept saying how you wanted to mainline bacardi right into your bloodstream. medical school is doing wonderful things to your brain
if you're not jumping for joy when you see penis then you're looking at the wrong ones.
New life goal: Sex in a parking lot surrounded by a circle of fire.
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