hey call me
can't. in the shower.
... and this is probably why your phone does not work half the time.
I just want to make him a cookie cake that says "you have no chance with me."
i was hoping the water fountain would somehow shoot out vodka this morning
I'm basically sure i was the reason for glitter on his penis
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his dad told me thanks for making his little boy a man at breakfast this morning
So add panera bread to the places i love to eat that i am potentially banned from.
Just start grabbing cocks. It can't go wrong! Just say you thought you knew him and wanted to check.
Why is it every time you ask me what I'm doing, I'm at a police station?
I can give you five reasons its your baby
and I can give you 10 reasons it's not, but I'm busy so I'll just go with you have the wrong number. And also I'm a straight girl.
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Of course it may just be the context. A dish of dog food would look lovely next to your breasts.
Walking down the street, Bro bumping to 'still' by dre. Dropped his trash on the ground and aggressively sped up when his light turned green. If you still had love for the streets you wouldn't of fucking littered. Took everything for me not to yell at him. I know you would've.
I'm so proud of us for not dying.
I told her I had a small penis. Then replied if Peter Pan won with a dagger then so can I
my underwear is inside out , I have a giant hickie. I'm wearing last nights makeup. this is going to be the best day at work ever
I hate waking up to a room that reeks of bad decisions...
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