office poll is still running 100% that Spencer Pratt is more disturbing than David Carradine's death
i woke up in the lobby of Holiday Inn on a chair sitting up straight
just looked at his mug shot... not really my type
It took my four years to get this degree, and 4 hours to lose it, My parents are not impressed.
Pretty sure I scared him off for good. The lesbian in me is ecstatic.
I am drunk please bring Taco Bell and sex
Never mind I found pizza just bring sex
You see it tends to piss fathers off when they find their daughter in the arms of a shirtless guy that neither he nor his daughter knows.
Hey super random I have you in my phone as "downtown likes to go fishing girl" haha does that sound like you
I hope you get your threesome on vday. I'll probably get flowers and a candlelit dinner. trade you. I wish this guy was more of a slut and had less of a heart. I would like 2 dicks please fuck your flowers!
I've decided that buying my first unused mattress has been my first major step into real adulthood.
So the other day we finished having sex and he literally said "what are we going to do about your vagina?" Like, I hadn't even dismounted him yet.
On a scale from 1 to 10 how gross is it to get a chili dog from a vending machine?
My co-worker accidentally texted me regarding the threesome him and other one are planning.
Just bought 2 liters of wine and frozen waffles for dinner. Is this 30?
The work outs are working. Someone just said my body type was “Tits On A Stick”.
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