why does hillary duff have a greatest hits album?
she likes to give head while listening to britney spears, getting blown by a girl with headphones on is a nice level of separation
He showed me a four inch blond hair that grows out of his side. He calls it his little ray of sunshine. Please come get me.
Note to self. Champagne flavored lube is neither as tasty nor as classy as one might think.
Ok. Cause im very serious about this. I wanna strip and do coke for a month
just got in my apt...and theres jungle juice here i left from over a month ago..this could be interesting...or deadly
All right cuz right now I'm in one of those moods where the shear thought of doing anything more strenuous than making a sandwich has me wanting to curl up in the feeble position and splash around in a puddle of my own tears.
They were swingers. Real swingers. Thought it was going to be awesome until some fat guy tried to put my dick in his mouth.
I just hope I don't wheeze during sex
I think my favorite day of the week is the day we get to fuck
Thought about it. I'm gonna go to work, but I'm gonna tell them I wrestled a bear saying I fell just isn't working.
I've turned into a small time drug dealer, now who's the real MVP.
You got naked in his car? Or the koala suit was in his car? One of those sounds a lot less slutty than the other......
there is puke in my bra ... again
I wasn’t trying, but work got a lot easier and more fun once he starred flirting with me and looking at my ass
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