i'm at sigma nu and gary is here. what do it do?
Stay away from his face.
so i go for his dick?
How am I suppose to look him in the face when I know a commercial lasts longer than he does?
i guess that's what happens when you find your girlfriend at the zoo
I'm still reeling over the fact that you beat us all at Risk while you were flat on your ass drunk and falling asleep on South America.
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what has two thumbs and is going to bang you boss on monday?
I just need to know if he's either really genuine about being in my life or being in my vagina.
Hey thanks again for rolling me that blunt necklace. It was amazing.
I'm one ex away from doing an entire victory lap of all of the guys I've hooked up with since second semester of freshman year. Single me is scary.
How hard to you think I will be judged if I order 8 giant pickles from Jimmy Johns right now?
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Bro, I just googled 36 year old pussy so when I do see it I won't be shocked.
But see that's the thing. I know i'm better looking than you, I just want you to be continually in a state of shock and awe that you could ever get a girlfriend this hot. You know?
I HAVE to find her. I've got a pretty decent pic of her footprint on my headboard. Wonder if I can get one of the podiatry majors to help?
He called his dick the "gentle giant"
I was very impressed with his ability to carry on a conversation with his friends sitting in the front seat with his hand in my pants, getting a hand job, stoned, with a cigarette in his mouth. I think he's a keeper.
She ripped her shorts off and yelled "VAGINA TIME!"
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