You're earring is so big in my mouth
she came to the game with a camelback filled with booze. except it was only the bag part so she duct taped to her back
I'm literally partying with O.J. Simpson's son right now. I don't know what to make of this.
I am ina trunk. Iam in a trunnnnnjkk. I hope its yours. Oh manomanomano. Thids better be your trunk
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What an age we live in that I can try to pick up a guy by using my phone while I'm taking a shit at work.
So did he inherit the massive family cock?
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New drunken fun fact of last night, after I pushed Sarah and before I started making out with guy #1, I shouted that I'd go to third base on a first date, then threw myself at him
the last time I drank tequila I ended up riding your skateboard nude down the street... so yeah, I'll have a few shots.
The first crop top of the year and you're rocking it in the ER. #ratchet
What is my life?
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I mean, you've seen me eat pizza, sober, out of a garbage can, and yet I refuse to go eat at that place. Just sayin....
I feel like I should acknowledge that I see you as a human and not a ragdoll sex object
i took a magical journey through the park for about two hours. it was amazing and everything was fantastical. i have been informed someone babysat me through that shit.
He thought I was gay. I had to explain I just really like wearing flannel.
Based on his face I'm positive he has a beautiful penis.
So, 'head before the store' turned into a fuck fest, & that's how I ended up at the grocery store smelling like a cum farm on Black Friday. How's your weekend?
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