he just referred to himself as the billy mays of his frat.. heres how to order
now i know why i became what i already was.
My cardio has turned into running out of the cold from bar to bar.
I convinced a girl to do a shot of salsa someone fell through the whole on the porch and Sara swallowed a beer tab
I'm trying to decide if I want to bring home my 'beer champion' trophy or my chem books.
After what u did to that bathroom I think the $30 and the "sorry I'm a jackass" note was the thing to do.
MTV Made just made me cry. Where have all of my life goals gone?
You totally drew a penis wizard on my closet that says "I travel for cock rock"
When I ask you to make sure no ones coming while I'm changing.. The logical friend would keep watch. But you my, best friend come stand in front of me and flash everybody.
So far, my day has been sparkling with the tears of a thousand rainbow unicorns. I'd say this is quality shit you've grown.
I drank enough to tranq a steed. You really missed out
Look I'm sorry I stuffed your wife's bouquet toss but I won't have that weak shit in my house.
Well, i'm not hugging a bag of cheetos and crying while I watch Friends wishing that we were Ross and Rachel. So clearly I'might doing better than last night.
Road head absolutely translates. That's the beauty of road head... It's so portable!
Need advice bro. Which one should I take: the blonde devil crying in the corner or the brunette crawling on the floor acting like a dinosaur??
Randomize
