love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
come downstairs quick. our boyfriends are having a dance off in nothing but their underwear and shoes. and they have semis too.
They had an entire room dedicated to passed out people. It was like a dogpile of cross faded toddlers drooling on each other.
Also, last night I had a dream that I was in a victoria's secret fashion show and they made me wear a t-shirt over my lingerie. Spring dieting begins now.
She danced with a broom while telling me I was "cool as shit" and she "wishes she could take a portion of my big ass and attach it to hers" then she passed out
You are right. The scrape marks on her ass are from her breaking the doggy door by crawling through it.
I was just informed that I have the perfect belly button for body shots... Best compliment ever.
The 12 year old son winked and made eyes at me while his father fed me vodka gummy bears. Gameday yo
Nothing like waking up naked and alone on your floor to remind you that you make life mistakes often.
You came down the stairs dressed as winnie the pooh and kicking cups off the table and out of people's hands
idk wtf was in that bud but I was talking to my dead dog last night bro holy shit
Nothing too major over here lately. Just had a date with an ex-internet porn star turned lawyer. He said: "at my 3rd burning man I taught a workshop on BDSM" and I knew it was going to be a fun night.
Casey, if you want the continuing love of our mother, you're gonna need to stop drunk texting her from PCB.
he was wearing a pyjama shirt under a dress shirt under a hoodie under a robe under a rain poncho the man was prepared for anything
Dude if I had a dollar for everytime she asked me to do weird shit with her when we were fucking I'd have like 4$
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