he told me i looked like an animal then proceeded to kiss me
his personality makes his face look like an asshole.
I left a bag of circus animal cookies in my car all day. they melted together into on giant cookie. this could either be the best or worst thing ever
I know I'm all grown up when I don't have to take my pregnancy test in the store bathroom anymore.
he sent me a picture of his dick with a heart border around it
I was told u were the one who could explain to me why i woke up in the running shower, still in my dress and heels
I don't remember you taking the condom off last night. Did you just walk home in it ?
I just watched a woman in a full wedding dress and veil walk out of the chinese buffet...I no longer believe I have a problem, and am afraid I am underdressed.
Was last night real? Did I lick your forehead while you laid in between my legs while we laid next to your boyfriend?
Also yeah I would definitely have to say that one of my favorite things to do is to get high and pet cats.
You know it's been awhile when the imagery of fucking AT A DENNY'S gets me really turned on.
I'm just gonna use that pot butter as dip for chips. That's fat, American AND stoner!
I thought I was bad, the girl next to me on the bench was feeding a bush a hamburger and introduced me. Only at lollapalooza.
Someone just needs to roll me into a blanket burrito and feed me drugs
you've already made the comitment to pee in public you should at least whip your dick out
Randomize
