I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
That's the last time I try to be adventurous at a gas station
So the bar isnt gonna put that broken window on my tab. appaerently they want cash
2000 dollars has been put in for bail money. Also we're signing contracts
Bring your friend that fell asleep in the bathroom for my friend.
I'm in this weird masturbatory haze making onion rings. If you want to come over we can eat these suckers and play TF2.
Why don't we hang out more often?
I can only only sleep there on nights I orgasm cause he snores so loud and if he leaves me hanging one more time ill probably cut off his dick from lack of sleep and frustration
In the middle of me riding him, he stopped me and said "You're the kind of person who would be restrained for being obnoxiously drunk on an airplane, huh?"
I have seriously seen way too may DIY cut off jean booty shorts and half shirts on fat girls this summer. Fuck you Pinterest.
I'm tired of looking like my mother fucked Chewbacca.
you made out with another girl for some wings
Lol I'm not having group sex with you, that apron is fuckin awesome tho
The orgasm I got from him made me feel almost as good as I imagine the girls in the tampon commercials feel.
million dollar idea: razor dispensers in bar bathrooms. your welcome, girls who didn't think they were getting laid tonight.
That girl is like a master class on how to be an unlovable crazy person.
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