The two bassists just totally made out. I NEED MENNA'S RIGHT now.
We're like a lot better than the average bears
Have you ever noticed that nowhere is the same thing as now here, i get my best ideas when i smoke
so im kinda of nervous about the whole bust inside event last night
So I made him an imaginary sandwich and told him that the day I didn't have to fake it, neither would he.
he legitimately fell asleep standing up at the club. everyone was impressed
let me put this in terms we both understand. he was the crunchwrap supreme of men--the perfect combo of all things manly, gooey and delicious. and ready for instant enjoyment.
I couldn't tell if those girls from the bar were lesbians or just awesome
well now i know if i ever need to drive puke and talk on the phone at the same time i can
I wasn't concerned until I realized he was using the vase my birthday flowers came in as a " big glass" for his 151 and coke.
Those were the days I had no morals... Dark times.
Shall we take a trip back?
I think I just figured out how to make weed tea in the coffeemaker.
Actually, I may scrap this entire plan. I just realized that I had sex with a guy with his own whiskey commercial.
How many gummy vitamins can I eat before I die
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