What time do you think the pilgrims started drinking? I want to be as accurate as possible.
doing lines of blow through a tampon applicator in the study lounge at 7am so i can finish an italian composition that was due a week and a half ago...such a good student.
this is really not the time to pretend we have morals
He asked me to coffee and I had no choice but to be honest. So naturally I told him that sobriety and monogomy are not two of my strong suits.
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New development. Drinking at work is so easy and awesome I might have to do it everyday.
Tipped our cab with a photo booth pic of us, a paper dollar, a dollar in quarters, a crest white strip. And a tanning pass valid in boston
I left a care package of Jack Daniel's, pancake mix and porn in your apartment. Merry fucking Christmas.
We found you in the middle of the road chucking gravel because "the house was too far away".
We laughed. We cried. We came everywhere.
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Diet Starts Tomorrow! Guy from McDonalds asked if I got a new car...
Used my brand new sperrys as a trash can to throw up in and woke up with someone's random key in my hair...new year new me:)
Too much dab too little lung dying 😵😵😵
Dude I am a waste of space, I just febreezed myself so I could go out and get lunch
It involves me, my best friend, and a stripper and her mother.
beach body workouts will consist of dancing and cocaine, and sugar free redbull
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