i am not above fucking your little sister on your bed
I could be a Disney star with the amount of nude photos of mine that get leaked.
you ever wonder how lesbians feel about girls being in relationships with other girls on facebook? could it annoy them more than it annoys me?
Look on the bright side, you can mark 'beastiality' off your bucket list
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Good thing you didnt wake up last night. Wouldve found me naked talking to my closet asking to borrow my towel.
Dude, I had to masturbate just to stay warm. Please pay the gas bill?
Dude, I fucked her last night with nothing but my bandana on. Like straight Indian chief style.
we should hire that guy that makes pancakes that we met last weekend for our next party. He can feed us, and regulate!
Please delete that video of me blowing you. I will repay you with 100 blowjobs even better than the one I gave you during that video. Please. I am gonna be a grandma one day.
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Look, as a friend I'm asking to see a picture of his tiny dick
Thats not how it works. You get the Rachel, and then Rachel kicks you out. Don't linger or try to cuddle, its just pathetic and makes me look down on you and your penis
Remember when I said "no boyfriend, no problems"? I lied. Tequila. Tequila is a problem.
Standing here wondering if its a good idea to cook pork chops in the toaster or not.
Someone who makes you cum so hard that you have an asthma attack is clearly your soulmate
I was just seen throwin up on the bookstore building near a trashcan by parents. Naturally I throw a thumbs up and say go college
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