Bigbird is at the bar Im at. whats her name
I think my hot accountant is wearing banana republic. I miss the days when that ='ed gay. Signals are so confusing now.
Yep we found him face down in my sister's bathroom begging for blowjobs without mustard
You were dancing around the clubbing yelling "best wingman ever" and raising your cast in the air
so far we have 6 big wheels and 10 boxes of wine for the tour de franzia. team drunkslut is favored to win the yellow jersey.
I may or may not have traded your body to the rodeo's owner for free beer.
Trustme, don't ever look up when you're giving road head. It's awkward.
I hooked up with a guy dressed as Wesley from the Princess Bride. I kept telling him what I wanted him to do and all he would say was "as you wish"
They took my balls.
There's a ton of international students in my suite and I'm just sitting in this chair with no pants on eating frosted flakes
It's all fun and games until you have to pay the bar tab.
If drinking had a "new high score" I think I hit it this weekend.
Well we can add this to the list of 'where the hell did that bruise come from?'
It's confirmed. I have two dates on Saturday, and they are both named Mike.
I'm always down for nudity.
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