I need to find out who his wife is so I can fuck her before he gets to mine.
Oh please, I could turn a Vienna Boys Choir concert into a shit show
Correction, I've been on a lot of dates and a lot of dicks
Not really fighting over the same girl. He takes her out to dinner and then I come over and fuck her. We've worked out the perfect relationship.
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he squeezed my boobs like he didn't know what else to do with them, then turned down head...
told you he was gay.
He has a tattoo of a carebear. This is not happening.
We all have our weaknesses that drive us crazy. We happen to have one in common, 21 year olds. Your secrets safe. Touch his penis.
I woke up at 6am to a knock and a naked guy at my window.
Decided in my tanked state last night purchase 2 weeks worth of xanax, so I can guess my way thru this week and finals. Soberly, I decided it would be a great way to test my knowledge of finance.
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I chugged that bitch with a dip in.
You somehow managed to be a man whilst drinking a Mike's Hard. I commend you.
Did she owns a vibrator that will set off seismic activity.
He added me to his contacts as 'boot and rally'...have you ever been more proud to be related to me?
I can't wait to tell mom.
I witness him finger a girl behind the dj decks yet I'm still going to meet up with him. Wtf is my life
The internet was right. Snorting muscle relaxers is awful
It’s like I’m living in some alternate wet dream universe right now
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