then she stuck her tongue in my ass
I thought we were talking about reason you aren't going to marry her?
After having to meet his mom half naked, running into the tree in front of her didn't seem so bad.
Drunkenly auctioned off my bed for 3 tequila shots
I just saw a group of 50+ year old women all wearing shirts that said "drink up, bitches" ...please tell me that can be us some day.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Well there's nothing more unattractive them a naked, soft man crying
Oh good your over him
Just drove past the dude that came in your sock
Don't be alarmed at the kitchen mess. I had to shoot the fire extinguisher on the toaster oven, one quick blast. It was a matter of safe over sorry.
I just baptized the girl next to me. LONG LIVE THE CHURCH OF VODKA
NoShamevember. You game?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Jill you already won the game by finding a dude who will fuck you in flamingo knee socks. Theres no hope for the rest of us
As we have told you before, the first rule of hook-up bingo is we don't talk about hook-up bingo
I don't want sex or anything I just really need someone to appreciate how shiny my hair is
Bouncer came into the bathrooms to tell us the old one-person-per-stall rule, realised it was two girls banging, and left us to it. Lesbiperks.
A Morman just tried to recruit me and I told him "Trust me, you don't want me"
I know he's only a bandaid for my emotional disrepair, but he can stick me anytime!!
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