they say celebs die in threes. leave it to billy mays to throw in one extra COMPLETELY FREE!
Think about all of the events that have led to this: me sitting in the back of my classroom drinking beer out of a taco bell cup, telling the teacher I have to leave early to go to an AA meeting.
a lady just got escorted out of the bar because she came in carrying a can of gasoline while smoking a cigarette....this place is the definition of class
I have before 2 am pics and after 2am pics, which do you want to see first?
I feel like i made up for not being able to drink on St Pattys Day, Mardi Gras, and last years Cinco De Mayo. That hungover.
Its Friday night, and I'm sitting at home watching are you smarter then a 5th grader, drinking vodka. I got every single question wrong. Clearly you see where I'm headed in life.
the realtor just asked me if i've ever made meth on this property.... i need to do something about my hair
Hey.. there are 2 people i've never met before spooning in the bathtub. Please elaborate on what went down last night.
you taught an eight year old how to shotgun a half pint of chocolate milk, that's all i'm saying
Caleb has a beard comb now. Also I have a pube comb now too. May or may not be related incidents
I have bruises from doing the splits on the poles, if that doesn't scream bourbon street regret then I don't know what does
Yeah, nothing like barfing into a grocery bag you just put dog shit into.
I ended up in th ER yelling my height weight and age
It was a simpler time. With fewer STDs.
I just want an early 40-something dude who is vaguely unencumbered, professionally driven and wants to put me in a ball gag.
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