But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
i'm sleeping with myself tonight because i remember my name and i won't regret it in the morning. sorry.
We got so high yesterday we tried watching soccer
I need to stop hooking up with boys in my major. three boys in one class is just a litttle too awkward.
I'm in the line at the airport trying not to vomit on the person in front of me. Happy Tuesday.
For the record it's 1026 and you told me I could leave you in the bathroom.
Woke up shivering behind the titty bar, With the worst leg cramps. I'm like a poster boy for responsibility.
Don't feel bad sweetie, you're not the only classy one in town. I'm still driving around with that tupperware of tequila in my cup holder from last week's Margarita Monday.
The maid moved your bed and found almost 40 used condoms and wrappers. She just looks at me and says "Dave?"
I feel like i'm walking on a never-ending field of baby sheep.
I just got winded making my bed. How do you think the workout plan is going?
I'm kinda glad you won't be in Vegas tomorrow because you'd make us go streaking or throw dead animals at them.
It's like if you wanna bond just do a ropes course or have group sex you don't have to be weird about it
Is it day drinking when the suns up like when does that start
asking for a friend
Am I the only one who finds it completely appropriate to pre-game our Brazilians?
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