you win again, gameday.
I got to watch him fuck me from behind in the reflection of an ornament. so glad I decorated.
i'm as serious about my hair as jesse from full house.
that is uncle jesse to you, show some respect.
I tried doing a handstand in the middle of the bar and I ended up kicking this old guy in the face and broke his glasses. Thats how I got kicked out
The girl who overdosed in the bathroom at work is back....help?
Its official. Girls from Indiana do not give rim jobs.
Nypd just made jon and hayes chug their forties.
The guy I met last night said we had a real connection and gave me his AA coin because he met me during his relapse
Apparently I blacked out and started wrestling with some dude last night. Just found out I might have dislocated his shoulder. Best part: he still wants to bone me
You stopped making out with some rando guy to tell him you weren't sure about your sexuality then proceeded to follow me down the street to make out with me
I think my body knows it's dying and is just shutting down
she's a drunken disney princess. so basically me if i had a crown and no desire for independence.
This night could easily degenerate into a drunken haze of strippers and gambling, but I need a support network.
I'm still trying to figure out who shit on the coffee table. I have confirmed beyond a reasonable doubt that it wasn't me.
Just sent a nude with the caption "seasons greetings from our family to yours"
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