Taking a 35 year old indonesian home, only in vegas ;-)
I don't know where I am, but its a Goosebumps novel waiting to happen.
All I know is that it's pretty damn mean to put a glass wall in a bar.
He got 20 stiches.. Who knew so much damage could come from a single shopping cart.
Just coat-checked 2 backpacks full of 40's...it was the bouncer's idea.
Your French couch surfers have just started playing flip cup with old crow. Basically you need to come back here
Wanna skype?
Can your lips gently and pleasantly suck on my balls via skype? If not, then no.
Sorry, I was unaware dragging you upstairs for sex was such an awful thing.
I immediately knew he was tripping, he came over with a grocery bag of snow balls and a bike helmet on and asked if I was prepared to die for my country.
Apparently I really was petting a bunny named lazarus in Jimmy Johns last night.
So your brother is gay after all... Just caught him making out with my brother... Apparently he's gay too
My life is a video game called get the drunk princess back to her castle, thank you to all that participated
He makes balloon animals that get you high? Hell yeah invite him over!
Dude, if that was the MLB player I think it was leaving your bedroom this morning please tell me you got his autograph. It could pay the rent for like six months.
like honestly, the vodka had to go somewhere, and your moms soap dispenser just seemed right at the time..
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