So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
Spraying perfume on pants makes them clean right?
Welcome to my life. currently drinking beer through two straws. easier/faster that way.
still wasted. at home depot . just threw up in one of the demo showers. not okay.
trying to imitate man vs food after 12 shots doesnt mean youll get laid
from the looks of the bare footprints in the snow it looks like i was dancing in circles which explains the frozen puke
Blood and glitter go together right?
And then we made hashbrowns with vodka and queso.
You can't be friends with my side piece. Conflict of interest.
my biography would be titled "haunting truths and dick jokes: a tale of love, loss, and masturbation."
I'm only wearing socks and eating tuna, don't do this to me right now.
Ok, stop saying "youths." You're 23.
Pretty sure I just scored Election Day sex based on the theory that if either of these fools win the world as we know it is over so we might as well get a few orgasms in...
dollar rum and cokes, see you on the dark side of infinity
besides the unzipped fly, the black eye and the toilet paper on your shoe you looked really sexy today baby!
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