yes, the chronicles of narnia is exactly what happens when you do crack inside of a wardrobe.
My professor complimented me on the well drawn penis on my face then asked if I would like a seat closer to the garbage can.
for once, the $56 i am about to pay for plan b was actually worth the sex.
I'm still tasting pancake mix. I think this may actually be a serious medical problem...
You have a roommate and cry when you see my dick
You came on the chandelier from the first floor.. Of course were allowed back
It got heated then she just left and I was all alone in the women's restroom.
Learn from me. When going to a booty call do not wear a belly shirt. Nothing says shame like a belly shirt at 7am.
Fuck me this girl I went home with has a cover on her remote control so there is no spills to ruin it. Imagine how many condoms she's going to make me wear
You tried to prove you weren't drunk by loudly singing the romanian national anthem. Why the fuck do you even KNOW the romanian national anthem?
Where does dick fit into Maslow's hierarchy of needs?
He found out about your side hoe and still helped you try to find a lizard that got in the house
yeah we're all naked, and I think we just shaved Chad.
Can I come over?
Sorry I gave up dick for lent. Hit me up on Good Friday tho
I’ve gotta be honest, I didn’t expect to have sex. I didn’t shave... anything. You couldn’t have been impressed.
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