Dipping chips in queso and thinking of your beautiful face
nothing like Chinese food and masturbating on a Saturday night
There's three frat guys comparing how you were in bed. apparently you have gotten worse with time
we boned then he told me that he had a thing for my gay roommate. worst night ever
uhh when the x-ray tec was moving your head you licked his hand and meowed.. i think he knew you weren't sober
I'm just pissed at the whore who takes over my body when I'm blacked out.
How was your 8:30 class today?
Non existent. I just threw up in my water bottle on the bus.
Star Trek does not adequately answer all the questions that I have about alien genitals
And he's a cuddle champ. I know because I slept over because I don't know what boundaries are.
If you're wondering about the mess, we had sex in the kitchen. There was noodles involved.
I'm upset for all the future generations who can't drunkenly get cheesy bread
It was probably bad to sleep with someone just to pet his dog right?
She had a toddler. It threw up and then some guy said party foul and put it on the porch. Going back next Friday.
sarah's view on last night: a threesome to make things less awkward. oh, well done.
Think he has a gf
Yea that shit doesn’t necessarily stop me
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