No, i'm not gonna let you give me a footjob on the floor of the cheesecake factory. C'mon.
he used the word "rubber" i just couldn't do it after that.
Sarah Palin is going to have a show on the discovery channel...Can I get a moment of silence for knowledge?
i think its awesome that according to your mom i'm your friend that caught on fire.
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I think i just fucked the same guy a second time without realizing it....does that make me a good whore or a bad whore???
I heard him say "bet you won't", look over 10 seconds later and she's blowing him.....looked eloquent under the glow of a camp fire.
Haha yeah this costume is worse than I imagined. I look more like a gothic hooker who caters specifically to creepy men with doll fetishes
Girl. There is the cutest old gay here. He's approximately 100 years old and kind as shit.
It was like getting a handjob from a frost giant
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You can't be friends with my side piece. Conflict of interest.
He let me finish eating my sandwich while I sat his face. I think I'm in love with this little eager beaver.
IT IS EARTH DAY, RECORD STORE DAY, 4/20 EVE, AND SATURDAY ALL AT THE SAME TIME!
He has a British accent. He could read me the phone book and I would come so hard he would need a wizened old man in a rowboat to save him.
never stay at a party until 5am. even if it's because of daylight savings. we ended up having to watch porn with the host's dad...
You have ten minutes starting with this message to get here. Or I'm putting my clothes back on.
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