Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
Memo to self- delete texts about butt sex from you before giving my mom my old phone to use.
feel weird hangin out with you now that i've eaten your sister out
is it bad that listening to the rabbi's wife talk about how we should only be with one person is making me really, really horny for no string attached sex
we ran out of cups so i finished the night drinking out of a paint can.
I still havent gotten an apartment yet, so I crash random college parties...get so drunk and then sleep on their couch
he does have a point though, watching you drink makes me never want to drink again
I woke up spooning with a broom that someone taped a mustache too..i need to stop starting my nights by drinking "hangover" wine.
Also 70% sure I have a splinter on my eyelid from last night
Just visited the liquor store.... for the 4th time today. shits gonna get weird
Ideas I've had tonight: An entire movie based off the Pixar lamp jumping on stuff.
I'm so glad we both made out with him though. I feel like that really brought us together
6 showers laters and I still feel like I have his vomit in my vagina. At least I could help him figure out he's gay.
I need to find a more reliable booty-call so I can start dating people and take it slow.
Upon further investigation my nipples are bruised and I have teeth marks all over.
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