I loved tuna sandwiches so much in grade school it was so embarrassing
Everyday all the kids would be like oh grosss whose eating tuunnaa
Do you have a shampoo for semen
Or a time machine
says the girl that drank her shots like they were in a dog bowl
just letting you know that jen either: wasn't feeling well and ate grass to make herself throw up or threw up because she's stupid and ate grass
And by defning the relationship I mean telling him I'm gonna fuck other people but its cool If he does the same.
you should probably know that there's a naked dude in your window
i wouldn't normally say anything but you seem to not be there
I just walked past a guy banging a chick in the back of his car.
sweet sixteen by hillary duff just came on and i feel like i let lizzie mcguire down for being such a stoner
I'm proud of all of us. Somehow we all survived another Jägerbomb Tuesday
I told him I wanted to fuck him and he hasn't texted me back in 4 days...am I missing something
in fetal position in his closet not sure if he knows im here... hugging his spongebob cake pan i stole.... now please come find me..
the D I S R E S P E C T of sending someone nudes, them opening it, and not bothering to respond
Put my boyfriend in a chastity cage while he was passed out last night. Now I control his orgasms.
Eventually the conversation shifted (as it always does) to Sex toys.
He was married to his college girlfriend for 20 years. Just give him the blow job he’s been fantasizing about since last century and he’ll be wrapped around your little finger
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