its like whenever the snow comes all the hott girls drop out of school. where are they
there's chicken and sequins in our bathroom sink. part of me almost wants to know what happened
I would describe it as pure and unadulterated shock, mixed with horror and a touch of nausea.
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
She is a social worker. An actual good person trying to save the world. I feel like every time I give her an orgasm God wipes a little smudge off of my shit list.
You just kept screaming at everyone 'not to break your scarf' and doing somersaults
Ok fuckface listen up and listen good. 1.calling dibs on a chick out of your league is like applying for a job with a highlight video 2. dont fucking ski down the stairs again 3. if you do, put it on your highlight video
He's trying to marry me, when is the appropriate time to tell him my real name and that Dallas is a completely fictitious slutty alter ego? I need the advice of someone with morals.
why is there a chinchilla in our apartment, and where did it come from?
question nothing. DON'T QUESTION A FREE CHINCHILLA.
I'm on the same pooping schedule as a professor I've never had. He now says what's up to me in the hallway
I should be free tonight unless my 5 speed vibrator arrives in the mail today, than we might have scheduling conflicts.
can we drink soon
I'm not sure who this is but I'm free tomorrow night
So hypothetically speaking.. say someone dropped their birth control pill in a hot bowl of soup, and it possibly disintegrated.. would it be just as useful?
Pretty penis doesn't make up for awkward eye contact.
The lady in the stall next to me just screamed "why are you so hairy!?" and "why can't you get any!?" to her vagina. WTF
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