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It didn't go so well. He got drunk and asked my dad if 'front or back' virginity mattered more.
I don't know if it was the room or her, but as soon as the pants came off, it smelt like a locker room and old man farts.
The tornado sirens were going off and everyone just ran to the liquor store. .
Yea.. I remember nothing. Except that the taxi driver was 56 years old and apparently never cheated on his wife.
Apparently I confessed my love for him last night. Also, my love for cash4gold commercials.
Moral of the story: If you're gonna throw a glass of wine in a guy's face, don't do it in your own kitchen.
Yours weakened by children. Mine weakened by a forearm sized cock for 8 years.
fuck Derek. I choose weed. weed isn't angry and would never ask me to be someone I'm not.
Well that's what you get for messing around with her vagina. I told you it was a fickle and insatiable creature.
I still don't know his name but his ass is spectacular. Like he should never wear pants.
He also wore a doorag last night so i had to swipe left.
How do u ask ur friend if shes keeping her kid but in a chill way
Is it weird that I was turned on when he told me he had a vasectomy?
I knew you two would hit it off
If I look at him, he starts sobbing. Please come get him; he's scaring the cats.
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