yup. cregs moms pubic hair is still glued to the celing
thanks for showing me a good time......and your penis a few times. Thanks especially for that.
Just got judged by the front desk clerk, 2 maids and a security guard at the Sheraton. I've decided to use this as a character building experience.
You were shirtless with a cowboy hat in 15 degree weather then u shotgunned a can of mixed vegetable Progresso soup
Had a dream I beat up niall then madeout with him while snorting coke out of a dragons egg
Do you still have "be bumpin" written on your ass in glitter pen? Who brings a glitter pen to a bar? Or pulls there ass out for that matter...
I just had to take a picture of someone whose testicles are bigger than my fists combined. Living the dream.
She said you told her you were ready to be a dad. We just got back from our purchase of the morning after pill. That took me 2 hours of convincing. No more fucking my sister.
1. Thanks. 2. No.
I just audibly asked myself if i wanted to masturbate.
And then audibly agreed
Stop saying "make it happen". I'm not gonna say "hey, you should get naked with your sister and roll around together while I penetrate you both"
Yes. Do not say that. That will not make it happen.
Still. Make it happen
Now I just sit back and wait to give ass birth to pure evil.
I literally cut myself out of my pants. What is my life.
He suffocated between her tits, but she didn't notice because he still came.
three of my fingers are bleeding and the only thing on my phone rn is a google search of 'Allison Janney'
Try me, you 5'5 gremlin
Randomize
