I hope to God it wasnt poon. That odor was unnatural, it was satanic pussy.
Highlight of my evening, pile of books falling onto me in front of people
im in his phone as 'great ass to tap'
Well its official I'm an idiot. I made out hardcore with an employee last night in our banquet room. Oh and got wasted at work. Oh and showed my staff squirrel on a trampoline.
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the 24 hour champagne diet aint going so well
yeah after seeing those pics of her puking into my underwear drawer i remembered again why i didn't want to invite her.
you didn't check your sock drawer yet did you
you convinced the bartender to un-cut you off by letting him touch your boobs whenever you ordered a drink.
Can we hire someone to dj while we have sex?
The ultimate Father's Day bonding experience: Both getting bailed out of jail by mom for mooning some shithead cop.
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Did I run into a tree or get punched in the face?
Both.
So I had sex in the woods today. Anything else that happened today? Irrelevant. It was a GOOD day.
like i got into his car and the beatles were playing. this kid is def getting his dick sucked
Do it!! We better have a duck by the time I get home.
Why are you drunk at the library?
Why not?
She climbed in my window blew me and left. She's in my phone as the blow job fairy
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