Hope the move went well! I'll miss you!
you are a cunt and I hated living with you and your skeezy boyfriend.Just thought I'd get that out there.
my math teacher staples burger king applications to failed tests
I've never had a woman show me her venereal disease results in a bar before.
this mix will be the most desperate cry for affection in the history of itunes.
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Ia nefed hefelkp i am a taxi
He just referred to himself as a sharp shooter. I had sex with that.
You were so high you insisted on spoon feeding me your KFC bowl while I was driving.
Was who let the dogs out playing?
Ya. You started barking when it ended
You know how the doctor said I need to stop being vegan unless I find a way to get more protein? There's protein in beer. The doctor wants me to drink more beer.
My liver needs the occasional pep talk and a reminder that we are two weeks into freshman year of college.
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I could fuck to npr.
Like who turns down taking a nap inside of someone in 2014.
I wonder if there is a über wall of shame that you are currently on. Like between drivers.
the next thing I knew, I was on the floor of a Tim Hortons bathroom in Canada.
You just wait. When you see me foam roll naked, you're going to lose your mind.
I could hear it slapping against his thighs under the robe!!!!!!!!! You are a lucky girl!
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