google image searching george stephanopoulos at 1 AM on a saturday night...once again
These people need to leave so I can have rum and Doritos at work like every other American.
Oprah is sooooo fat. I can't even concentrate on Mackenzie Phillips talking about banging her dad
She just came to my house, with puke in her hair, to wake up my dad and scream "happy fathers day you DILF!" at the top of her lungs
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My mom had to physically restrain me because I wouldn't stop acting like a dinosaur.
Shit, my parents are coming over and I just realized that a grinder is not an acceptable paperweight
Gas station champagne. And before you say anything I'll have you know it's imported. From California. So get fucked.
I've been randomly kik messaging bearded men I find on Instagram while sitting unshowered in my underpants. I'm like the girl version of a creepy uncle.
Oh if we have sex in public no one will frown upon it. They will stand and cheer for it
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Sorry, I thought I responded to your question. My name is Jon, we kinda had a sleepover at your friends place in OC. Don't know if you remember me, you were "dick chugging" like there was no tomorrow last night.
My mom just walked in and saw a picture of his penis. She then asked me "Do you even have a cervix left?!" I don't know what to feel anymore HA
Yeah well that's a good thing right? Like mothers approval? Kinda like a Fathers blessing but. . . better?
saying, "have a good fall!" After fucking a virgin boy is good etiquette, right?
So let me get this straight I was getting drunk with our science teacher from high school and you got drunk with an 82 year old woman who invited you back to her house and made you sandwiches.
Yes.
Good for you, kid with a beer in hand as you walk to your 11 am class.
I thought this was a dry campus.
That means you have to bring your own beer from home.
Arrived home from picking Mom and Nana up at the airport to find Marc buck ass nude beneath the Christmas tree. Nana says she always knew I was queer.
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