I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
I saw her while sober, and she is definately cut off from the penis ride
I had to puke in a pizza box on the drive home. People saw.
I don't care how bad it tastes, i just put it in my mouth and deal with it
Can you bring me a pair of sunglasses to the bathroom please... Don't judge me.
I'm just gonna go nail your roommate after we break up anyway.
like stop trying to get a relationship out of this when i'm clearly in the drunken mistakes part of my life.
Seriously? He's going to use MY birthday sex as the opportunity to ask if he can pee on me?!? I let him, but wow talk about selfish.
But he does seem to be getting proper humping etiquette down. So there's progress.
It started out as friends with benefits and now I'm picking up her kids from daycare...what has happened to me
The only flat surface we had was a cheez it box so we snorted the blow off of that. Rock bottom really isn't that bad.
Yo this huge scar on my head from the car accident is truly a vag magnet. Probably because I'm telling people I was attacked by a mountain lion and killed it with my bare hands. But hey when life gives you lemons, you use them to get pussy
Not my fault people bought me shots. waving a shot in my face is like waving a cock in yours
One lesson I've learned so far from college: You've always got time for one more shot. Always
Heard about your divorce. Let me know if I can do anything for you or your penis ;-)
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