I just put on my hot pinky lace thong... you know what that means! ;)
Oh god. Slutty you is on the run. Someone needs to alert the city.
In a bar in glasgow talking to a 12 year old about life. Welcome to Kentucky.
Most fantastic sex ever until her Doberman took an interest in what we were doing. There was nothing more terrifying then feeling warm dog breath on my ballsack.
I swear this girl is like a Cross between Danny Devito and Anne Heche....the Lesbian Years.
She walked in, looked at the bed, sniffed, sighed, and went to grab her cleaning supplies. I'd say she knows.
New Years Resolution for 2011 : QUALITY cock. Not quantity.
Heed the warning of the ghost of Oktoberfest present: German beer is soooooooo much better than our watered down children's piss. also lost all my clothes and am wearing lederhosen the rest of the trip.
By the way when you were super fucked up last night, you ate cat food and tried to tell me it was healthy for you
Well... He is a good looking man underneath all the fat and muff.
I am in his childhood bedroom and I feel like his trophies are applauding me and his stuffed bunny is disgusted with me. Did you know he was a mathlete?
All I really remember is thinking that the music looked like beautiful lizard waves in my head
We're currently sharing pics of our cats. I can't wait to sit on her face.
It's becoming clear to me that I am not sugar baby material. I don't think I could handle old balls long term.
You're a FUCKING ASSHOLE. Love mom
I'd invite you over to drink but then I wouldn't be drinking by myself.
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