the the hell do you 'accidentaily" jizz on a shirt thats folded in a drawer?
It was still light ouot when we were walking up Pier Ave and she kept asking if she could suck my nipples.
Jon and Kate are totally playing with my emotions.
i mean i care more about their marriage then my own parents
dude they were twins that means they were both only 17
and now I know what throwing up pineapple chunks is like.
Yeah, we had those soaking in vodka for like 36 hours
outstanding.
once i realized i was actively trying to drink the beer i was sweating out of my body i knew it was time to go to bed
I cant prove it..but im almost positive that you were just outside my window watching me while eating out of a bag of Cheetos...
he fed me chocolate as I gave him a handjob. I felt like a princess.
I think it's awesome that you're getting shower sex advice from a Mormon.
If you think for one second that I would forget Mardi Gras, you clearly don't know how much I love boobs.
All I know is that I woke up in a soccer players' dorm, and he said that I kept telling him my mouth was a "net for his balls" last night at the bar..
You went in the back with her.. And honestly I couldn't tell her neck from her tits man..
He has started theming his dick pics. I have one he sent his duck has a sombrero on. Another a Barbie is riding it.
went back to my college bar last night. Bar tender doesn't remember my name but remembers me as margarita girl...I'm not even mad though
I need a pedicure
You need to go to planned parenthood
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