No, I'm a firm believer in "Swallow or it isn't love."
Excuse me? I'm weird? You're the one sticking your penis into a pringles can.
But i guess when you use blowjob as a verb you are entitled to some language allowances
Came to from my blackout with native american warrior facepaint on I'm too old for this shit
The facepaint not the blacking out
The straight guy here is hot. He described himself as Christian grey without the money and my vagina fell out of my body
I can't believe you big bird do not remember battling a shark last night it turned into a Pokemon battle and big bird over powered the shark
All I know is I want him to tie me up at least twice a week and I have an overwhelming urge to cook for him. Could this be love? I'm so confused....
Ahh good point. I got some interesting mental pics and I'm slowly entering a "fuck it, lets do weird shit" phase sexually, but you may have already figured that out since I've been fucking you sideways and upside down a lot lately.
When he was going down on me I referred to him as "Lord Snow" and HE GOT IT. HE GOT THE GAME OF THRONES REFERENCE. I AM IN LOVE
he told me he liked me . I thought we were just fuck buddies . This ruins everything!
I woke up this morning fully clothed with a dart in my pocket
Why can't you just be normal and get dick pics from your exes like everyone else?
what happened last night?!
you took a shot and then laid down on our kitchen table and passed out.. then when we tried to move you to the couch you screamed "no! i love tables"
I woke up remembering only that I got pulled over by a cop, then looked over and found that same cop, naked.
Fucked a DJ on a jetski today... I love florriidaaa!
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