Do they make some cleansing product for your soul? Like mouthwash that makes you not a skank? Or is that what religions for?
Eh, i think it's called sobriety. But its not fun.
the jail released me with 39 mardi gras beads. I need details.
Made out with me girlfriend while she was peeing. all time high, or all time low?
I just saw at least a dozen senior citizens on roller blades. way to drunk for this.
the way i see it him paying 500 bucks for my fake abortion is karma's way of punishing him for cheating on his wife
I am not old enough to be running into past fucks at the bank. This is at least a twenty five year old milestone.
literally. a puddle of blood. on the floor. still searching for the source
Your drinking has interfered with your drinking. I bet you could get a scholarship to a rehab. Thats pro-level
At some point you realize they're vacuuming and you still have to sober up. Please find me a boyfriend thanks .
It's two in the afternoon, I'm on my third glass of wine and I'm watching Lambchop on youtube. How do you think I feel right now?
Should I get the rainbow boxer breifs???
As your boyfriend, this is a level of gay that even I can't handle.
just so it's not awkward when you get here, you and my dog have the same name.
Hahaha nice
Got caught up in a real life love triangle. Both guys wanted me. I'm tempted to just run off with the cute girl from McDonalds instead
Please do that
Did you make it home alright?
No I'm sitting under a tree by a cricket. He's alone crying out for someone to Fuck him. This guy gets me.
So... he's my second cousin's step-bro... To do or not to do?
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