Why. Ill be the rabbit if ull be the carrot.
you turned your livingroom into a bong?
Her vagina should come with caution tape.
i just found my sim card.....i hid it in my tylenol bottle....i guess to ensure i would find it mid-hangover
Things I love twice as much when drunk: Taco Bell. Office chairs that roll. Classes.
Inquiring minds want to know if your Bf is circumcised
the mechanics of walkigng feel weird right now everyone lools like a demon
what does alcohol mean
IT'S LINGERIE PURCHASED FROM A FLEA MARKET, THE ONLY THING IT'S GOING TO BE POSITIVE FOR IS A TEST FOR HIV
He brought me breakfast in bed after our one night stand. Beer and Cheerios I may come back to this place
My head is just one big fuzz right now.. Its like someone replaced my brain with a teddy bear
Our DD will meet us there. The strippers are sending a limo to pick him up. He promised them New Years Eve massages. Said he would still drive us home.
Do you remember whose house we're in?
Bring me your tired, your weary, your buffalo chicken dip
A relationship is waiting for him to fall asleep so you can cum (finally!) while watching porn
I think you know you’ve caught feelings when you’re asking a tinder boy his opinion about your current fuck buddy.
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